You and me. It’s not the thrill of the chase. It’s not a game. It’s…it’s your tiny ineffectual fists. And your hair. Smells good. And you’re very, very bossy. Keeps me in line. 

Tina Fey as Ellen’s guest host.

salvaporn:

And now, the end is near;
And so I face the final curtain.
My friend, I’ll say it clear,
I’ll state my case, of which I’m certain.

Do you ever have extensive daydreams in which you invent an entire alternate life/universe for yourself?　

allofthisdevotion:

Delena Alphabet: Compulsion.
- No. No compulsion. I need to remember. All of it.

Finally someone else with a penis. Prove it! -Ian Somerhalder 

heartstrings - leighton meester & check in the dark

Damon Salvatore
1x03 Friday Night Bites 

yall:

saying “how can you be sad when people have it so much worse than you” is as ridiculous as “how can you be happy when people have it so much better than you”